standing in the yard with no pants on waiting for google maps to come and take a picture.
so whats your words to drink to for the state of the union? mine are 'change' 'fight' and 'you know'.
mine is 'the'.
im celebrating the fact lent is over and i can give blow jobs again.
At one point in time, he cried and said I didn't appreciate him.
HE HAS A CHODE. LIFE IS NOT GOING TO BE EASY FOR HIM.
He started going down on me while we were watching Land Before Time.
Incredible.
My final act is to send you this message. I love you. Tell my family that I love them. Except my dad. Tell him I said "Eh..." while rocking your hand side to side. And tell Tim that I will always love the idea of him. Tell Caleb I love him so. Take care of Miss Kitty Fantastico. Tell the world that I will watch over. Good bye. I love you.
I'm drinking and working out! I'm bench pressing the beer pong table and doing push ups and lifting the chair.
Made it just outside my dorm and yack on the front dirt. Wave to a dad thats staring, continue on my way.
Dude just bought the table 3 bottles of champaign and broke one on the floor as his "signature" and he makes me want this recession hit harder
I kind of really want to call off the engagement but I kind of need his mom's mashed potatoes on thanksgiving so I'm between a rock & a hard place here
We were sexting and i didn't know what to say, so i said i wanted to wrap him in tortillas and devour him like a burrito. then i went on by saying that i liked my burritos with a lot of cheese.
Why would you keep yourself in a sharting situation
Sex on the trampoline with your two best friends cheering you on: PRICELESS.
only you would understand that I was talking from the perspective of my boobs
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