She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
He just spent five minutes trying to sling shot a cheese-it off his dick and into my mouth.
2 v-cards in one night. impossible is nothing.
you were mad bc i took longer then 2 minutes to finish
bad decision 37: pregaming the antique store
come in to starbucks and ill make you a 4loko latte before theyre banned
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
There's green glitter on my nipple rings. #mardigras2013
this night may include but is not limited to : police encounters, wild animals, stomach pumping, and waking up in a field
Our first crop came in on the day that they added Hercules to Netflix Instant, I think it's the universe telling us that it approves of us growing shrooms in our guest room.
Did u know it's unconstitutional to turn down a shot during 4th of July celebrations.. Rest now dear liver
Pedi-lyte stocked
see that vagina ? that vagina means business
Rule #36, branched off rule 4: Dave stays on a leash in crazy settings. It keeps him good and gets you laid.
So essentially he's like a puppy you can bring to a bar? Retractable leash or chain then?
so apparently over the course of the night my roommate and i had sex in exactly the same spot. ps the downstairs sink needs cleaning.
Walking into her house she felt something in her bra.... It was a used condom. Sadly enough this is not the first or last time it will happen. It's time for an intervention.
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