i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
I just spent $27 on things to pee on.
I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
We did it and he fell asleep and I was bored so I decided to go back to the party...is that bad?
he doesn't drink and he's an emt - he'll be our dd for nye in exchange for a threesome tomorrow afternoon.
I was scoping hash out of our weed jar with a spoon and I realized we need to buy actual utensils. This plastic shit is killing me I've broke 3 spoons
Is it sad I don't want to go buy $1 Mac-n-cheese cause I need to pay rent... I'm re-naming this college.
Also, peanut butter on a spoon dinner is back in existence and it is good.
Just got smoked out by my boss. Working in politics is great.
I went by my nickname in rehab. It made it feel more like summer camp.
Ok well i was gonna say you can only borrow my fog machine if you will use it to emerge from your room in a cloud of smoke after having sex with sarah, so yeah we're good
Well sure, my hetero side is thrilled, but my gay side is soooo judging
Overheard a drunk girl talk about how when she's drunk she believes in more than one God
You tried to use him as a battering ram. I'm 99% certain that's why he left.
He struggled for a second trying to unhook my bra and I said "4/10. Novice."
Basically, I am an endless fountain of unconvential sexual experiences and knowledge.
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