at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
my Econ professor just passed around his phone for us to take a pic of ourselves so he could learn our names. I am currently looking him up on my sex offenders app.
also I just used a straw to drink the juice out of a tomato b/c I forgot how to bite.
Just picture a bunch of Abraham Lincolns having an orgy.
You "were" hungover, which is past tense. So that gives you no excuse not to go out tonight.
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
Not sure if this is better or worse than the discovery that bourbon and hot chocolate is a viable combo
I hooked up with a 20 year old last night. I feel like a hocus pocus witch that sucked life from a child.
Omg, those nutella cakes are heavenly, like licking the nipples of a muscular black Jesus.
Cool. I might be making a sickly but incredibly well dressed wine drunk appearance in a couple hours
I love you more than sex with randoms.... and we all know how much I love that shit.
How drunk was I last night?
You tried to unlock a door with your dick. That drunk.
Not the explanation for the cock bruise that I was looking for.
Taco Bell is better for you than cocaine, I promise.
Last night was fun. Sorry I slipped out before you woke up
Also, your parents get up REALLY early. Please thank them for the bagel and travel mug of coffee. Happy Thanksgiving!
Haha word. Sure I can do that. Help me find which bar has my pants and you'll get free tacos all week
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