People in love make me want to vomit
He should be on Bizare Foods after who he ate last night
I have decided that a Nickelback cover band would be the pinnacle of loserdom.
When did we start counting Thursdays as weekends?
When we got our fake ids in grade 11, why?
I just feel like it's time to start counting wednesdays as well...
i didnt mean to paint the dog... it just kinda happened
is there a reason why there is cup of piss in the fridge?
no
my brother came home with a bottle of vodka and his pants off. were gonna spend more quality time together.
Dude, you need to come clean your dates vomit off the ceiling. What in the hell were you guys doing?!
I GOT MY PERIOD THIS IS A GLORIOUS DAY I AM TOTALLY GOING TO MAKE PIES TO CELEBRATE THAT THERE ARE NO REPUBLICANS IN MY UTERUS!
They don't even know who I am but they just woke me up with maracas and invited my boobs to a kegger
Stoned, drunk, and walking into the library. Look at me multitasking!
orgasmnado...tomorrow night
That's what I'm talking about
It makes me feel all patriotic & free... And borderline diabetic.
And for today's main disappontment. I thought I saw a midget with fireworks get on the buss, alas it's a child with cleaning supplies
Is it weird to invite your FWB to thanksgiving dinner??
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