I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
Our professor just said "No class today, go get stoned." A guy seriously walked over and hugged him.
i've noticed that whenever i have to ask myself "would i be doing this if i was sober?" the answer is probably no.
Literally been drinking for 10 hours. Hammered. Roasted chestnuts fell out of my shirt earlier.
If everything I've heard is true, then she's lost her virginity three times
Lost my credit card. M has a bottle of blood in her pocket from a hobo.
How did "just two beers for happy hour" turn into naked backyard wrestling?
I mean I kinda plunged vagina first into my last relationship
We peed together in a dark alley while holding hands. That is a bond that can never be broken.
I think the blind guy i flirt with on a regular basis is starting to realize he's old enough to be my father. I can't tell if he's into it or not.
The appetizer at the dinner I went to tonight was Klonopin and a Bloody Mary.
I got laid two nights in a row
And none for Gretchen Wieners...
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
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