I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
I just saw a homeless guy on rollerblades; I don't think I've ever felt sorrier for someone in my life.
Best news of the day: the hot chick at the funeral was NOT related to me... Thank god
They were lying down in the parking garage pretending to be speed bumps...
And we should impose a 'friends don't let friends order 25 shots at last call' rule
It's sad the highlight of the night was you didn't electrocute yourself again.
I THREW AWAY MY VIBRATOR BECAUSE IT INTIMIDATED HIM. WORST. DECISION. EVER
I will cut you
Oddly enough thats the second time today someones said that to me
Put that in perspective
Of course drinkings involved. They don't call it alcoholism because we eat too many skittles.
One guy got his nose broke and was playing with it. Then another guy was playing beer pong off his horse.
I feel like the only way to get him to stop is by telling him i'm tired from fucking our other friend every night this week
Gay?
German.
Pity.
She's takin more dicks this month than I have in my life by the sounds of it
So? Find me, fuck me, then you can go to sleep and I'll leave.
Wow. That's the most amazing thing anyone has ever said to me.
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