I haven't had sex in so long I'll probably find some stranger, feel guilty, go w/o sex for several months and do it all over again...always something to look forward to
he took his pants off right in front of me then just stood there so i went for his boxers and he said he was waiting till marriage
Just bonged a beer from a vuvuzela...this place is only doing good for me
my new ipod has external speakers and a video camera...all i can think about is how much more convenient it would be for me to make a pretty decent sex tape
I don't want to smoke with her when she's on adderall. She carved her pumpkin for four hours & didn't say a word.
my fake id says im a 34 yr old russian lady ... how is this working
I had some like war flashbacks of giving someone a handjob and i was trying to figure out who it was.
Either call me back or tell me you're in jail. For fucks sake. If this is a cop, just help out. national league.
This shit I'm taking feels like I've eaten every burrito in the world and chased that with an aquarium of hot sauce.
puking in a sink with a garbage disposal Fucking. Rules. It's like you're punishing your puke when you're done.
How do you feel? I threw up in a towel. Also, a lot of other things.
Also this guy in my contact as hairy jerry sent me a pic of him shirtless and said I miss you and I have no idea who he is /when or if I met him but that's not normal?!
He wants to make me arch my back "like I'm having an exorcism". Not sure if I'm turned on or freaked out.
So uh... Did you mail me business cards that describe my profession as "tortured soul"?
Your not drunk until you have to grab on to the grass to keep from falling off the earth.
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