Your vagina is a self cleaning oven.
Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
and you're not allowed to put a penis in you if it's attached to a 26 year old who works at blockbuster
It was going well until he told me about the 7k he made in college to be in a gay porn
Ummm I just broke my no puke streak at church
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
Oh you know, watching its always sunny and petting his cat and NOT fucking. I'm starting my whorefree 2012 resolution early.
You then showed up downstairs in only a robe, telling everyone how you were "the most chivalristic fratstar ever."
After we got done he told me to hold his penis because it helps him fall asleep
I woke up to pizza pinned to my wall. So that's that.
I think my body knows it's dying and is just shutting down
I threw up in the shower. I cleaned it all up and there is on mess at all. This hangover has become borderline religous. Powerful and life changing.
Yeah, oh and the story gets better. His friend was dressed as a christmas tree wrapped in twinkle lights and had to plug himself in the wall all night.
I had to put my dog down, accidentally outed my brother, and was given a fucking fish sandwich instead of a Big Mac ALL IN ONE DAY! Am I really the person you want to consult for advice? Hhhmmmmmm?
Thanks. I just smoked a bowl topless so I'm in heaven right now.
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