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i think guys who wear condoms are gentleman.
Just because we had intercourse doesn't mean we're friends.
3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
We should never set our expectations higher than pizza bagels cause then our night is bound to get better
his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
You can identity the picture as me the mistress his wife and him. It's that kinda awkard.
Its a good night to get drunk in my onesie.
It's like if a cloud had tits and you laid on them.
He said it was fake. Like really? Hey baby, I wanna sleep with you, so here's a picture of a fake tiny dick
saying, "have a good fall!" After fucking a virgin boy is good etiquette, right?
Haha idk you were stealing pizza dough at dominos
One three hour marathon fuck session and now she's divorcing her husband. Should I get business cards made?
he had a bulletproof vest and a pocket full of lollipops! how was i suppose to say no.
She kept telling me that it pissed her off that i expect people to make out with me...then she made out with me. Win?
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