So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Wasted at the beach. Toasting underage, overdeveloped girls. God bless 'em.
Have you ever had champagne poured on you during sex? It was like a rap video
just spent about 3 1/2 hours looking for a dollar so I can buy weed.
suggestion: become a stripper.
then mid-sex he looked at me and said "i hope this is as good for you as it is for me" and kept going.
Rent Disney Oceans. Smoke a bowl. Fast forward to the seal section. Then call me.
Every time I drink before 5 somebody's pet dies
Stop drinking before 5
Easier said than done
Just found a condom on my floor from last weekend. 2/2. The scavenger hunt is over.
My Wonder Woman lingerie has been defiled by man. I'm a horrible Amazon.
IN THE MIDDLE OF HOOKING UP, HE IS CALLED AWAY ON AN "EMERGENCY". FUCK THAT, MATT'S CAR IS NOT AS URGENT AS MY THIRST.
Clearly I'm trying to change the world one fuck at a time
you DO IT for the people
Earlier today I was eating cookie dough from a tube, now I'm laying naked next to a hot guy watching Pawn Stars in between orgasms. You really can have it all.
He bent me in ways I couldn't imagine.. and im a gymnast.
Now, I know I say this a lot, but you've obviously never seen my penis.
do nipples grow back?
Randomize
