apparently i started the naked brigade. and depantsed everyone who wasn't naked. her parents must hate me.
It's 10am, I'm at grocery store buying booze b/c the bf just told me that he didn't "technically" break up with his ex.
Party in the USA is so catchy!
Yea, so is AIDS.
Our cab driver just admitted to beating up kids in the 60's who didn't smoke pot...
She passed out in the backyard, making "face down" snow angels ... so they could have a smile.
I just had to stop two people giving each other hand jobs in the pool. That was not something I was taught in lifeguard training
Some girl, somewhere, is going to wake up with my face paint on her vagina
I think it's safe to say I'm rolling my hypothetical balls off
they knew we were both to shy to do anything so they got us drunk and locked us in the back yard with a tent. it was fuck or freeze
you have the best friends
Maybe is for pussies. We only say yes in this household
I don't know if should be sitting on a toilet or kneeling in front of it
You had 10 drinks. On a first date.
I just masterbated then started bawling.
You're never the same once you're dry humped on the frat house floor
I am googling "notable people who had syphilis"
I need to you to send me drugs via FedEx
Oh shit that's not good dude. I'd head straight for Williamsport hospital the first ingredient in that shit is lithium batteries. You don't want to know what the second one is
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