Were we dating when my roommates and I had the 'everyone gets laid' part?
Ya
I used to kick so much ass
I used a bag of wine as a pillow last night.
I just wiped my vajayjay with snow. Bad idea.
so he made me dinner last pm @whch point i askd if i could help out. he hands me his fucking laundry and asks me 2 do it
only you. it could only happen to you.
i did the responsible thing and pissed myself...
I feel like I'm sitting in a sleigh of puddy. It's not a bathtub though because you need a sleigh to go down a mountain.
Empowerment dancing to Touch Me in the Morning by Diana Ross. Handling this breakup SO well.
??I have an official piece of documentation saying you are banned from Las Vegas.
It's a never ending cycle of men I've fucked knowing other men I've fucked. I need a new town.
When a bartender remarks "wow" on how quickly you've finished a drink... Is that good or bad?
I just saw a herd of slutty loofahs run down the street...
Soooo fucked this chick last night! While fucking she started talking into the fan on the side of my bed. Does that count as sex with a robot
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
I'm jealous, curious, and aroused. All at the same time.
My job here is done.
We keep making plans but he keeps getting arrested. Such a tease
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