normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
she gave me a disgusted look and asked how i could live with myself. because i havent seen the rocky horror picture show. and then dumped me.
Just saw a drunk guy marching down the strip with a garden rake. I feel compelled to follw him
at least franzia made me throw up pretty colors.
i caught him jerking off, doing his SAT Prep. forever alone.
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
Some guy just stopped me in the bar and asked if I had a shot named after me at another bar called God damn my VaJana hurts? He already knew my name was Jana so I couldn't deny it!
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
We mailed him an 18 inch double headed dildo for his birthday. The Fedex guys certainly got a laugh out of it.
Im going to be coked out with hello kitty fire arms. Valentines day can suck my dick
I feel like the only way to get him to stop is by telling him i'm tired from fucking our other friend every night this week
I mean I puked all over three separate towns last night and I still think you're the one who should reevaluate their life.
We had a One Night Stand 6 months ago but he just Facebook invited me to his wedding. Who the fuck does that.
I never thought I'd have to apologize for tasting like absinthe and cheetos before tonight
He came on my favorite pants. He is dead to me.
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