I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
does my mom think that having an ed hardy lighter is going to get her laid?
You totally left a blue butt print on our banister
Well I think we can all agree that that's better than then bowl of puke I left last time.
Tonights theme there is the 7 deadly sins. Greed, envy, sloth, gluttony, sluttiness, fellatio and vodka.
For the record it's 1026 and you told me I could leave you in the bathroom.
the bartender cut you off himself after you started walking on tops of tables and hugging random people
All I'm saying is that your next houseguest had better not barge in on me in the shower demanding I wash the stolen dye from his hair. I'm not doing that a second time.
It is becoming increasingly more likely that my entire halloween costume will be entirely composed of borrowed clothing from the two girls I'm hooking up
Stoned in a petco on a Saturday. I figured out that ferrets can eat themselves out. Just picture it. Never leaving.
is it weird that our first time having sex was makeup sex?
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
It wasn't exactly a dick pic. It was more like a body shot with a hint of wiener.
I swear to fucking god if he takes away netflix I will have no problem sending his gf our sex videos
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
Do thigh high boots and a ball gag count as a costume?
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