I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
They threw a beer at you on stage and then you stopped the karaoke and cussed everyone in the bar out for 2 minutes
You'd be proud of me. They tried to give me bread to sober up, but I told them no, im on a diet.
i decided i'll just settle for a gay guy who can manage to fuck me like the straight guys do. but here i go again, talking about my dream man.
Come down. Bring Jorts. We're getting ready for this tricycle race like champions.
nothing like smoking out of your roommate's bong with your mom to celebrate the rising of christ
he is risen halelujah
I'm just gonna wear a long dress with no panties today. My pussy needs a break.
Any time you can't remember a night, and you wake up in a sorority house, it's fucking worth it.
Opened my purse to realize I have someone else's birth certificate. What happens to me in college?
I need to have sex. It's becoming like a matter of public safety.
Chasing my kid around a 30' jungle gym was not how I envisioned spending the day off work to recover from a vasectomy.
Normally roommates threatening each other with knives would be too much crazy for me, but I don't have much going on right now and I feel like this could get interesting. So I think I'm gonna ride this shit out for a while.
I've also stopped shaving, like, everything. I can't tell if I'm empowered or sad
As he put it in he shouted "geronimo!"
Wow... So was the sex good?
Yeah but it doesn't matter. My vagina is not a pool.
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