you still trying to smash that chick?
it's a losing battle and she kinda sucks. been busy with school so not getting midweek drunk - she's nearly unbearable sober
You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
the orgasm was like being thrown to the other end of reality, so getting a nosebleed from it wasnt too upsetting at that point
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
Cookies. Watch out fir falling satellites.
I guess I really am the only person in this world who can successfully have a no-strings-attached threesome on the beach.
He broke hus nose arm jousting with the traffic cones... We need to make head shots illegal or get helmets or something
Today wasn't Sunday Funday, it was more like Sunday god is taking a shit on my life day
I just feel like everything is too perfect
He's probably a serial killer or chronic masturbator
Or both. Which is common
Dude where are you? I've been here an hour and all I've done is get head from a random in the stairwell.
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
Operation terrify all men while simultaneously make them fall in love with me is going quite swimmingly so far
Oohh. Then yes, he is the Alpha Fuckboy.
Dude I bought tampons with cardboard applicators by accident and now I know my vagina hates the 1960s
She just texted me saying "come over and eat me out, my vagina smells like honey glazed ham." I know I shouldn't be, but i'm just so curious.
Randomize