I wish we had a justin bieber to wanna fuck when we were younger... But noooo we just had hanson
Only my sister would update her facebook status while going into labor.
operation have a gay friend backfired
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
I was in a threesome last night that turned into a violent domestic dispute with damage to a hotel. Wish you were there!
His mom took away his car and made him quit his job.
HE'S 26!!!
I think I suffocated him while I was riding his face
the last thing i remember is yelling at the cab driver that i'm really good at drive by vomitting.
Go big or go home. i snuck in two beers in my bra. im here to win.
He just had a handle of vodka with ice in it yelling at people hot august night mother fuckaaaaa and was pouring it on his face
A dude was barking out of one of the buildings so I barked back and he goes, "Oh shit! She barked back! Come to room 803 I'll fuck you!"
Also I know you probably did not understand anything I said on the phone last night but thank you for pretending.
What happened last night? All I know is that I walked into class this morning and everyone was chanting my name.
We are so disgustingly codependent and I wouldn't have it any other way
Come on baby if you haven't had a Charleston chew eatin out of your ass you just ain't livin right.
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