HOW IN THE HELL DID YOU BLOW A .24?????
We were watching I'm a celebrity get me out of here and taking shots every time heidi said HALLELUJAH, and started spraying her hair with that stupid dry shampoo shit....and we only watched the last half hour.
ok what kind of idiot turns down casual afternoon sex?
I love that she's always that person who people think it's a good idea to invite her to something. and then she's there and you realize, "nope."
he is so annoying
so stop sleeping with him
yeah but he is so hot when i'm drunk
Fuck winter. I had to scrape my windshield, shoeless, after the walk of shame so I could go home.
Haha, apparently they frown upon male strippers there. Bouncers couldn't catch me tho.
I am almost positive I asked to milk her when I was saying my goodbyes.
My life is sponsored by tidy cat kitty litter, Bacardi rum, and plan b.
We walked in and someone handed her an unopened bottle of jack with her name on it. She's like a drunken celebrity.
You've got to be fucking kidding me. Do you think "Husband drunkenly pees all over floors" is reasonable grounds for divorce? So pissed off right now.
i don't think i have enough personality to make it through this date sober.
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
Video footage says last night I reincarnated as stripper Shania Twain... Man, I feel like a (slutty) woman.
Oh I fucked him, definitely. We played Strip Halo.
Dude I think the cat just licked the coke plate
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