You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
i wonder how he feels talking to my mother about jesus with a condom on his dick
i have some very unhappy turtles in my backseat
im already regretting the extreme lack of break up sex that took place
someone wrote on his wall: "congrats on your engagement"
I think you may want to look into that...
He just sent me a picture of me icing a cake with a butcher knife topless.
Either there is a god and he hates masturbation, or one of my roommates stole my vibrator while I was in the shower.
It's a self-perpetuating puke chain.
This shit I'm taking feels like I've eaten every burrito in the world and chased that with an aquarium of hot sauce.
I will give you 100$, a blow job a day for a month and I will shave my legs according to societal standards until next November if you come recuse me from my night class right NOW.
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
I gave him a handjob in the uber car. Life is really spiraling downwards.
I just put a pill up my vagina. It was little like a quail egg. There is so much happening up there right now.
Yeah, so if you ever try to steal it, just know my tongue's been on it in several occasions. All over it.
"WHAT IS THIS LESBIAN MADNESS"
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