Tell LD happy birthday and party like it's $19.99
Recession joke.
No, asshole. I'm not gay. But if I was I think I would do better than fucking Nick Lachey.
dude skip the party. it is a fucking post office here
what the hell does that mean?
nothing good but a whole lotta male and packages
My mom just walked in on me and my girlfriend about to have sex. All she said was "You're lookin like a fool with your pants on the ground.."
He tried to cuddle with me after we hooked up and i just looked at him and said why are you still here?
Just used water from the fish tank for the bong. Thank you fishy.
you're like that jamaican tarat card reading chick... only with herpes
where are you guys? the police just woke me up on the couch outside.
As far as drugs go, alcohol has all the elegance and precision of hitting yourself in the head with a hammer.
your blue lips and tongue was their first indication you were probably underage
HEY THERE IS NO AGE LIMIT ON BLUE SLUSHIES
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
Found an old burrito under my bed
You are a sick fuck
she opened a can of olives, drained the juice and poured ranch dressing in. oh and 'croutons' (saltines) on top...
She's astronaut crazy. She will wear Depends and drive 12 hrs non-stop if you swipe right.
Challenge accepted
You just kept yelling GET YOUR SKATES ON, BITCHES. WE'RE GOING STREAKING.
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