Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
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you would pick up someone in the library
i just woke up at 8pm naked in my bed, with a fresh haircut. I wonder what barber i went to.
I just withdrew $200 in ones. I think the teller knew what was up
after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
How are YOU going to look? Buying 40's on Christmas eve.
This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
The chips are stabbing my teeth, and I can feel the muscle under my mouth contracting.
I was just at home taking Vicodin for a week straight. Talk about a vacation.
at one point, i told him to buy you a pumpkin spice latte and uggs because you're a common white girl and that's how he should get you in bed
My bad man. I was at a strip club, and apparently it's like a big deal to take your phone out in one of those places.
I think weed is turning my hair brown
That was a very uncomfortable conversation to have without pants on. But his mom was pretty cool about it.
Did you actually just quote Ace Ventura during a sext!?
You know it
Dammit now I have to marry you
I would've fucked Winston Churchill - rode that D like I was going into battle.
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