I just hope my dad was drunk enough to not remember the whole convo we had about anal.
so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
Revelation of the day. Bulimia is dumb. Anorexia is easier.
You suck.
Then they all walked away with the drinks I bought them, and the fat one slapped me in the face. I left and my car had been towed. Worst night ever.
I got an MIP via FUCKING HELICOPTER. Tuscaloosa police either have nothing to do or too many resources.
just had to shower sitting down. i hope this isn't an indicator of how the rest of my week is going to go.
I don't remember her missing an ear while we were at the bar
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
Internet Is back!
MY NEWS TRUMPS YOURS.
They left me stranded on the side of the road with a table and five gallons of water. They said it was all I really needed to survive. People are staring
Just spent the last 5 minutes laughing at my epipen. i think i'm too high.
Fell twice in five points. on my face. literally during a cross walk. The cars just went around me. 21st birthday memories right there
If I win the contest of drinking the most water I get a chicken nugget.
My gay card got upgraded to platinum status today.
YAY! I just removed my own stitches, and I'm only bleeding from one spot! on a related note, do you think a dishwasher will sterilize forceps and trauma shears?
Come cuddle! I'll be passed out somewhere in the library. It'll be like a scavenger hunt!
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