DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
You know its bad when you're praying for a hangover just so you aren't still drunk at work anymore.
For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
one day I'm really going to regret not using the boners I got in planes and cars
you made your cat watch a peta video with you, so you could show it how just how good its life is
You don't even know the meaning of faking an orgasm until you sleep with an uncircumcised ginger.
we turned his baptism video into a drinking game
i swear to god even though i took those meds before coming here i did not hallucinate zulema silently throwing up into a breakfast burrito
Warning: at some point today you will probably see several pics of me 69-ing a blow up turtle show up on facebook. Just disregard them.
After seeing all of the pics during the trial, all I could think was "her vagina doesn't look THAT dangerous"
Dude just the look on his face when she sat down next to him, threw one leg over his, and just said "so..." was fucking amazing
How does one hint at their mentee that they used to casually fuck his brother
i feel like spreading the word of drunken joy.
We found him sitting in the back of the club crying into a strippers lap. She told us he missed his pet frog and to come back later.
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
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