wakey wakey hands off snakey
I wish they made sweatshirts for legs
you mean pants?
Wow, being the totally hot and slutty looking 30 year old lady on the dance floor does NOT necessarily mean that she has skills in bed.
i wish i was a boy too so i knew what a blow job felt like
Sex and the city 2 and twilight getting released in the same month. God hates mankind.
I kind of want you to get arrested just so I could frame an avatar mugshot.
It took 5 minutes to find my bra.. in his car.
Is your answer to that text seriously a right parenthesis
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
He was my shower sex Sherpa last night. And we both made it safely up the mountain.
Am I over stepping my bounds if I ask to fuck in your new bathroom?
It has heated floors
Watching boy meets world, drinking left over pink panty droppers and coloring in a my little pony coloring book. This is my Monday night
I feel like dick that good should always be within a five kilometre radius of me.
Full body rubs, head scratches, foot rubs, massages, a penis that is able to get hard whenever you want it. I mean ive got a lot to offer
My new favorite word is dickbag. I think its relevant here. And I say that with all the love in the world.
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