Wow so 15 missed calls, a vm AND a text saying come downstairs? ...And where is downstairs? Explain.
how was that guy you hooked up with?
i used to think blowing a .05 was a good thing
I dont think that drinking by ourselves on a saturday night counts as being "fun alcoholics"
I just feel like Im gonna be remembered as that one RA guy that used to sell weed
It wasn't a threesome, it was me making out with one while looking at the other one screaming "does this make you jealous?"
Jello bowls to the fucking face, that or ramen spiked with liq. Those are the only options in this house.
By the way, playing "guess who I had sex with last night" was a great way to start a Thursday, or any day
You said "sustain yourself" quietly over and over as you fed joeys hamster cashews. Acid you is a trip
I hooked up with a British man... Wiz Khalifa has your bra... Couldn't have been a more successful night!
It's a low moment when you're looking at your girlfriends tits on your daughter's phone..
He gave me the award for most entertaining blow job. That should count for something.
I probably won't go. Last time I got drunk with those guys I just started demanding people let me touch their beards.Then I mocked everyone who didn't have facial hair.
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
How did people get blow jobs before text messaging?
My last one night stand called me today. Apparently I gave him a yeast infection in his mouth. Not sure how I should feel about this.
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