My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
i'm not going because i feel like it's just gunna be a "this is your life" who i banged this years addition
In preparation of Wine in the Woods next weekend, today we're hosting Straight Vodka in the Bathtub
The entire time I'm blowing him she's in the back seat lecturing me on the reasons why you're not suppose to do that while they're driving...
Also I have uncooked pasta. I was hoping that could get cooked at your place. Don't ask about the circumstances that I came into ownership of uncooked pasta
Yeah it'll definitely be worth it. Not having syphilis all the time you know
that's the best thing i've ever said to a penis
Making drunken Mac n cheese at 3 am I understand why witches constantly stir their cauldrons. Much more homogenized temperature and slim chance of boiling over. Good job witches.
Explain the King Dong next to my face.
Please tell me that SOMEONE, SOMEWHERE, has created a drink called a 'Tequila Mockingbird'. PLEASE.
I GOT THE PAPER IN AT 11:58
EAT MY ENTIRE ASS COM 101
How does it feel to date your dad?
You have to just make a conscious effort not to make out with people when he's around if you want to keep him in your life?
Come get me...at gazebo by side entrance....im passed out in a bush...this is a Bar A bouncer texting for your buddy
If he thinks I'm canceling my orgy to coddle his stupid fucking behavior, he has another thing coming
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