I smell stomach acid.
I just remember taking her cat for a walk around 3 am then falling asleep in a slide at the park
Using a Nedi Pot after doing lines... at least I'm a health conscious drug user?
this must be what syphilis tastes like
I JUST MET THE GIANT MAN THAT WILL CARRY ME FROM PLACE TO PLACE
Its Nebraska, I'm sure im not the first person to wake up hungover in a corn field.
There is an alarming amount of urine in here.
The highlight of my night was when you proclaimed that the man standing next to you smelt like grape medicine...
Now in just stoned listening to my dads philosophical idea about public transit
He wanted me to come over on Christmas...inviting your fuck buddy over for the holidays is just something you don't do.
I'm making poor life decisions again. Tune in tomorrow to see how much I hate life.
If you gave someone an std. would you say a muffin basket, a candy gram or an edible arrangement is a better choice to send them?
You yelled at me about a fork.
You probably deserved it, I'm very territorial about my cutlery.
I just realized that this is the first time I've ever seen your mom without sucking your cock.
Woke up with a glow stick in my boobs this morning. Must've dominated Sunday.
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