I don't think brook has ever known best
I think it is impossible 2 take a person seriously when their last name is Pancake
I'm sorry. I really don't see what's wrong with pregaming before a wine tasting.This champagne won't drink itself.
The wine tasting is just for charity anyways...
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
I ended up with a gash in my head from drunken dancing last night. I love life.
I'm glad they extended train service last night. People crying, screaming, throwing up, fighting and peeing themselves on a train made me feel like I've got my shit together.
He's probably hung over. I sure as hell am. I want to pop out my eyeballs with a fork and soak them in cold water
While looking for socks, I found my mothers sex toy box. Dear god I finally understand where my kinkiness comes from.
Im so glad I make morally wrong decisions. It's like the best worst thing I've ever done.
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
You do realize he's just an extension of his penis, right?
We talked about breaking up, had sex, and in the middle of said sex, talked more about breaking up- best sad day ever
honestly, you deserve someone taller anyways
I am certain that you would be a mere freckle on the behemoth of slutty that has taken place at this complex.
I gotta do like a month's worth of catch-up personal hygiene today in prep for Christmas so extended family doesn't ask if I'm depressed.
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