rhymes with "ouble enetration"
i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
i yelled out "tuesday" during orgasim. he fucked me into 2 days from now.
My dad just called from upstairs on the house phone to tell me to bring him a beer. You tell me how I am.
Sorry I dragged you across a parking lot
Also. This Ativan makes me feel fearless. I think we need an exciting new hobby for when we take it. How do you feel about ghost hunting?
Ok there's 63 pics of you jerking it on my camera from New Years. The time stamps say it took you 40 min to get there too. See a doc, your only 22.
Btw I don't have words to express my appreciation at how many times you've had to be on a dirty bar bathroom floor for me in the past two weeks
An old man just slapped my ass and handed me five dollars while I was filling chips at subway. I feel violated, but that was the easiest five dollars I've ever made.
I might have pissed in the corner of someone's shed. They have nice lawn mower.
We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
Doug the spinning teacher gave me chlyamdia
I woke up covered in thousand island dressing. I need answers.
Theres about 23 grilled cheese sandwiches stuck to my ceiling and tomato soup all over the kitchen. You are never allowed over again. Ever.
Ever look at an ex and wonder...was I drunk that entire relationship??
Yes, yes I do.
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