There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
He told me he could read braille... with his tongue. So I took him home. I don't think he was lying
I wish I loved anything like you love Tequila.
you said "tonight pinky, we take over the world" and then came in my face
Houston, we have a problem
where are u?
Houston. That's the problem. I don't know how I got here.
Well I scaled a 3 story building last night to get laid. What have u done for ur penis lately?
Liz is crying about burritos again.
Went into Walmart to get a pregnancy test. Came out with a beta fish and chocolate.
You just said the word 'slut' out loud in your sleep and then made a moaning noise
I need to have sex. It's becoming like a matter of public safety.
Get over here asap there are three naked girls two bottles of whiskey and only one of me
Well let me fuck you while I make potatoes. It's every girls dream
If you ever tell anyone I offered you boob squeezes for cheetos, I'll kill you
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
Your shit was massive.
I'm not 100% sure how to respond to that.
If you were in a "who has the massivest shit contest", you'd win by a landslide.
Randomize
