My booty call said shes done doing the walk of shame. Wtf is that?
It's what anyone that sleeps with you, specifically, does when they leave. Some do it even when they just think of you.
dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
he pushed my hair back because he said it made me look like kelly kapowski and he told me to call him zach
i just lost my virginity for the 9th time. when will guys stop believing that nonsense line
She must have been at ribfest tonight because my dick smells like barbeque sauce
I've never had a better reason to do blow of a Pittsburgh strippers ass than to try and keep pace with my dad.
Let me just say....i'm sorry about setting your carpet on fire. I had no idea that the paper towel would burn that quickly.
I told her we could be friends and she said the last time i told her that we had sex behind a bar at 4am
I would say I'm the man in the relationship but I'm cuddled on the couch eating cake mix and water.
On my way, five mins. Is the line long? Do you think they will they hold a pumpkin at coat check?
I just drove my booty call to his booty call, if that isn't spreading the love, I don't know what is.
10/10 dentists agree that he is one bangable mother fucker. hint: i am all of these dentists.
I swear, when I turn 21 in four months, I'm going to carry a flask around with me, and make a drinking game out of everything.
Kinda. I got kicked outta the bar, and then incited a riot until the cops came and I bailed
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
Randomize
