i just rode the bull and i see vomit in my future.
Stars make me really horny. Especially that shiny one its just staring at me.
MY DAD AND I ARE ON OUR WAY OUT OF FLORENCE AND I JUST SAW A MAN AT A BUS STOP WITH A GIMP HAND SLAP HIS DAUGHTER ACROSS THE FACE WITH IT.
tell that swedish kid i didnt take his shotgun. he GAVE it to me.
He told me he breastfed 'til he was six. That explains the obsession with me getting fake tits. Is it a red flag?
Hmd? did you really just created an abbrievation for hold my dick?
The druken crowd just broke into singing "God Bless America" while waiting the newlyweds to get in the limo. My friend is eating rose petals.
I like to think I'd be good at dodging genitalia.
Recycling day makes me feel more like an alcoholic than regular days.
I'll remember. Also, I owe you 200 for a pair of shoes that I carelessly bought to improve my spinal structure, to improve my health and ensure that I love to be 300 years old. Like Adam. Of the bible.
People will call it the Wrath of the Froyo. We'll be immortalized.
Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
... Okay, fine. But I don't want to be a better person tonight. I'll be a better person tomorrow.
You're the air beneath my wings and the lookout when I pee
i'd like to schedule a penis for 4pm please.
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