Too bad my picture didn't come thru. It was one of me naked riding a unicorn with a wizard hat and a magic staff. And the unicorn had wings. And me too.
i now understand why he chose to have sex with my friend rather then me after lookin in the mirror this morning. and id do the same thing.
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
I have an asthmatic alcoholic for a roommate. That can't be safe.
she said 'i love fried rice', threw a condom at me and passed out naked.
Kid sitting next to me smells like he slept in a dutch oven full of farts. Going to die.
Dude, nobody just eats a banana these days. This chick wanted it. She wanted to get down with Charlie Brown.
You know just a typical night. Eating peanut butter off of tablespoons and having sex to our favorite Christmas carols. This is my favorite time of year.
Hurry up I'm getting mooned by a hobo
There were 7 of us cowering in the kitchen because you were swinging a giant, pink double headed dildo around like a nunchuk and hitting anyone who came near you with it.
His dick is the size of my forearm. Would it be rude to ask to take a comparison photo after sex?
Definitely went down on him last night while he was wearing a cape. He randomly kept swirling it around me and "revealing me" in the mirror like a magic trick. I'm not even a little upset, it's fun fucking younger guys.
sober me thinks like you do. drunk me needs sober me's advice. am i allowed to go to his house?
I sent him a tex saying, "I thought my intentions were clear" drunk me has some balls.
We were driving past a farm when he screamed at me to stop the car, then he jumped out and tried to ride a cow.
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