I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
You just took 4 shots. 2 of them were maple syrup.
Desperate + desperate does not equal a fun night.
So I'll spare the details, but I think I discovered I'm lactose intolerant. In my sleep. And you'll be needing new sheets.
A good ear swabbing is more orgasmic than sex with him
Okay, quick math test. If our entire group can do at least 6 shots a night, how much alcohol will be needed to keep us shit faced for the rest of the week? This is for a grade. Anddd, go.
Advice for you. Never grate cheese on your counter then not cleanup the scraps, then have your bf over and endup having sex on the counter. Theres literally cheese melted in and around my ass.
We found her on a strangers doorstep chanting "I know someone will let me in" it took 2 of us to drag her to the car.
I hooked up with a 20 year old last night. I feel like a hocus pocus witch that sucked life from a child.
I swear with his long flowing hair and god-like body he looked like Jesus, a bong hitting Jesus
I swear she looks like a sloth.... I'll toss a coin...
I think I'm crying more because after all these years he never learned to spell you or use a comma properly from me
I have so many plans for this weekend and sobriety is not invited.
I have to estimate how long it takes them to get to the bedroom so that I can sneak out of my room and get snacks. If she's anything like me, they're in bed the second he gets here and I can get snacks now
No no no, work drunk and day drunk are totally different. I got drunk with a client and made a huge sale at 1pm. You are still in your PJs and jacking off.
Randomize
