Well I thought that next 8 ball would either kill us or turn us into Gods
apparently vodka and oj turns green when you throw it up
basic color theory
there needs to be a build-a-bong store...
tailgaiting my last final, a perfect sendoff.
He's the kind you'd bring home and you'd wake up and all your food would be half eaten on the kitchen floor and all your socks would be missing.
It feels like you stuck your dick in a fire and then branded the inside of me.
Did you fuck him in my garden last night?
That WOULD explain the dirt in my vagina
You'd be proud! I didn't lose my id this time... It got confiscated
I LOVE YOU NO MATTER HOW MANY BALLS YOUVE SUCKED
All I want to do on Facebook today is comment on people I knew in high schools profile pictures and tell them how much uglier they are now.
Discovery: bouncers seem to get really upset about fire
Now all I have unanswered questions and a fucked up finger
Last time I was blackout at Cowbells I was running around screaming “WHERES THE BLOOOWWWW”
You're a brave, albeit stupid soul for wanting in on the fuckery that comes attached to my vagina
He showed up at my house drunk with a pizza and said he wanted to lazily finger me while I watched supernatural. Who was I to say no?
Randomize
