i wanted a birthday blowjob. not a birthday VD.
i looked up his schedule, waited outside his classroom, and handed him the receipt for plan b
Not only do I have sand in my ass, but a crab pinched me while we were fucking. Still totally worth it.
We are gonna be 90 years old in wheelchairs at the nursing home sitting at computers poking each other and waiting for the other to die so we will have the last facebook poke.
once you started introducing yourself as "running-bear" i knew you were beyond fucked up
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
Your never gonna wash that desperation outta that sweatshirt you know.
so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore.
He told me how it ended, then I blew him.
So he ruined the best cinematic experience of your life and you REWARDED him??
So unless we're getting married, I can't see him cry AND have sex with him. It just doesn't work like that.
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
Haha, how do I word that nicely? "You got me to the edge of no return twice and failed to let me orgasm, therefore you owe me chicken nuggets or hot wings. Your decision"
Kid got so high from the brownies he forgot his own name. Welcome to college.
Literally.... Guy kissing himself in mirror in this hotel elevator
Hey do u remember the time we used my mascara wand as a drink stirer?
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