It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
It is 8 o'clock in the morning and there is already blood all over one of the stalls in the bathroom. What has your St. Patrick's day done for you?
I fucked my boyfriend 15 minutes before my pap test. My gyno probably thinks I hate her.
Well unless he sent his sperm via fedex, this baby isnt his
I ended up staying at a police station for being a witness in a public masturbation case..NOW do you believe me that I've never had a good St. Patrick's Day?
We just threw our carpet out of our room. Via fourth floor window style.
He only dropped the Russian accent after we started having sex.
You lured him into the bathroom with a trail of jello shots, then proceeded to barricade the door with duct tape. You really should have thought that one through..
If I have to give a UPS guy a lap dance, you owe me a drink.
I just fucked her in her boyfriends bathroom... he was in the room sleeping.
Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
The guys are trying to figure out my orientation....think theyve settled on "drunksexual"
Being a slave to ur dick is exhausting.
Working nightshift means its never too early to start drinking- and you can quote me on that
he was Irish, I had to have sex with him.
Randomize
