We traveled between two mile markers in 18 seconds. Do the math.
Come see our sink grown plant.
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
I'm in the grocery store cradling a box of wine like it's my firstborn, so of course this would be the first and only time I've ever seen my boss outside of the office.
Despite what happened tonight, Im still expecting Jesus birthday sex
you duct taped a twenty to your thigh just in case and passed out.
after i talked him through a bulleted list of why we couldn't have sex he just said "but it would be fun...."
Just made nicotine water. Ithink i'm having a heart attack.
There's a time and a place for everything. Except for getting wasted at a work event, puking in the parking lot, and sleeping in your car overnight.
He is dating a girl who is on the Olympic shooting team...I've never been so scared to hit on a guy with a girlfriend in my entire life.
It started out as friends with benefits and now I'm picking up her kids from daycare...what has happened to me
His girlfriends signaled their approval by pulling me off of him and in turn making out with me. I think I will hang out with this group more often
"Accidentally" bump into him after class.
I'm gonna "accidentally" put his dick in my mouth.
I didn't even respond. Just letting the crazy settle before I calmly fuck his shit up.
Maybe the "i killed someone" and "tequila makes my clothes come off" comments freaked him out.
Randomize
