WHY CAN'T YOU EVER SHIT LIKE A NORMAL PERSON, JESSE.
Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
you don't know how close you are to someone till they ask you to shave their ass.
i feel like his penis is a security blanet. i cant fall asleep unless its in my hand
Do you think if I puke at the gym they think is because I'm going hard walking on the treadmill?
Is that you who's passed out on my treadmill?
That penis will go down in history. It's the Helen of Troy of dicks. I will conquer it and the tale will live on for future generations to learn from
Two dudes. Loud music. Dancing shirtless possibly naked. Why would I ever need cable?!
Hey have you ever thought about fishing cause I'd like to go fishing but don't know anyone that fishes and I'm gonna cry because. FISHING
You are one of my favorite baseball you have fun today
Just went to my first strip club and they had Fox News on. Conservative booty time.
He texted "fuck you" before blocking me on all social media. Come to think of it, that's also the last thing my mother said to me. Could it be that I'm the problem?
Did I tell you that I told him I deleted his dick pics and he almost started crying?
After we had sex he went to the kitchen, came back with a bag of funyuns and ate them buck ass naked in his bedroom doorway. Had no idea how to react to that one.
we woke up when the front wall of the house caught fire.
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