last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
I'm going to get so drunk tonight, I actually feel bad about the 30 seconds of drunken awkward sex I'm going to have with one lucky fat chick.
imagine how many guys you'd have sex if you didn't recieve your monthly gift.
he knocked over the vodka and juice...picks up the cup and says "yes", takes the last sip...doesnt even worry about the mess all over the floor and we continue having sex.
If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
Now all we have to do is pretend we haven't seen each other naked. Work tomorrow is going to be FUN.
Want to know what makes for a better story than treehouse sex? Getting busted during treehouse sex
That's why my New Years resolution was no more blondes. They're all bad news
PS- My flight is being emergency landed bc someone smuggled cats on the plane.
Well, he was my lawyer and now we get drunk and hook up.
That explains the way he looks at you.
NO FUCKING RANDOMS IN AN ALLEY
My mother expressed her concerns about my drinking via a facebook message.
Okay, but that still doesn't explain all the glitter in my puke.
It's a draw. You need to settle it in Smash, Soul Calibur, and/or rock-paper-scissors, the last of which Steve claims is bullshit.
Randomize
