What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
I just did something awful... i just had to tell someone... i just used my brothers electric face cleaner as a vibrator
Yep just saw a license plate that read "taint 2" which implies there is a "taint 1". Only in Florida
in mid cry she says "I can be a whore if I want to"
it never fails, everytime he manages to fuck my earrings out of my ears.
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
at least the cop wrote "happy birthday" on the ticket.
She pulled out a handful of chest hair. And then gave the room a Brave Heartesque speech.
i think when the guy sitting in the corner singing tells you you're too drunk, you're too drunk.
please come upstairs a drunk asian is lying down n the middle of my room and i don't know him
I just used my AAA membership to fix a strippers flat tire in return for a lapdance...does that make me a bad person?
Ever walked into a basement full of 10 guys jerking it to a live stripper? Cause I have. Always confirm the address of a house party. Always.
What eyeshadow color says "yes I am at the dentist, and yes I am hungover please don't judge my life choices"
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
I've never met a penis that didn't think I was awesome.
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