and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.
He came in my eye, I lost my earring and all of his friends saw me topless. Happy New Year to you as well.
Thanks for talking me down from peeing on his window last night.
I am now curious as to how you would have aimed.
Lost gin update. Blackout me found and re-hid the bottle. Left a note to myself saying, "GOOD LUCK, SUCKER!"
Too high to move please buy hi-c and pour it in my mouth in exchange I will marry your first born child
Nahh. Maybe not even a handful. It's more like a heaping teaspoon worth of dick.
i did nothiing wrong other than not tell that kid his whole back was covered in puke
Getting stoned and sitting front row in a legal class.. Not my best idea
Would you like to partake in getting high as fuck with your best friend and then proceeding to cry over the shit head guys we deal with?
What's protocol when the 18 year old son of an anti-gay preacher sends you a message on Grindr during church?
I sign my lease Thursday, I'm about to be released back into the wild.
I'll make missing person signs.
You're a good friend.
I used the line "you don't have enough pillows". Then left. Thought you should know.
wasn't that the evening we made out with the girls from the dental school, drank 3000 beers, almost had to beat up a guy at the strip club and James nailed some hot piece of tail and took her OSU windbreaker, which my dad went on to wear multiple times after finding it in the garage.
Yes. To all of that. Yes.
if anyone breaks out the olive oil & slip n slide, text me 911.
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