its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
it was just fiscally responsible to stop going to strip clubs where the strippers recognized me
he peed on his own floor last night after we left the bar. pretty much sums up how i feel about the evening
It's all fun and games until you throw up hot cheetos in your drawer.
He screamed AMERICA, took a shot of vodka out of a Tupperware container, and then asked if he could see my tits
Kristy just reminded me that I have a bottle of champagne to lick off your ass hole...... This is by way of saying that we have plans on Friday.
Caleb has a beard comb now. Also I have a pube comb now too. May or may not be related incidents
Saved a second guy who was crying/on the verge of wigging out. Just call me the drug whisperer.
There was a point where you were singing "Friends in Low Places" to yourself while Juicy J was playing so I got worried.
My roommate is downstairs drunk, smoking, and listening to a self help DVD. Please dear God don't let this be the Ghost of Christmas Future.
We watched playoff games and fucked so we could both see the TV. I've now found true love.
Where is Holly?
Nevermind. i can hear her having sex two doors down
He accepted my bet of 5 bucks to bike home completely naked. Never got asked about the 5 bucks, guess he enjoyed it too much
You're having marijuana delivered to you. You're buying drugs and you aren't even leaving the house. I'm sure he'll be surprised if you're NOT wearing a bathrobe.
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