quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
i woke up with a shirt on. the kids in my daycare group had a lot of questions when i took off my shirt at the pool to reveal "property of brittany" written on my chest and an arrow pointing to my dick.
I told her i was enlisting in the air force tomorrow.....it was like the activation code to her vagina
Just topless shotgunned a bud light alone. I am about to peer mentor the shit out of these freshmen.
Im about to shotgun a beer using my mother's knitting needles. home sweet home.
please dont let the old guy in the wheelchair see you when you wake up
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
I have now added draft and wells specials that different bars have to my blackberry calendar.. Help me.
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
Everyone here is taking crazy amounts of mescaline and I'm just over here like hey have you tried the pretzel rolls mmm
He has a bathrroom scale in his room with an alarm attached to it so anything over 150 sets it off and in his drinking stupper he can make a run for it.
THEN YOU WILL NOT GET TO SEE MY TITS TONIGHT OR IN THE NEAR FUTURE YOU HEARTLESS BASTARD
It was a simpler time. With fewer STDs.
So I don't think the seahorse breeding thing is gonna work.
That was random, even for you Mom.
I would rather contract a disease that would eat me from the inside out and make me suffer painfully while it slowly killed me than to put myself through the 20 minutes of agony that is having sex with you ever ever again.
I think you're talking dirty but I'm not sure???
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