love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
This is the last time I call a hotel to see if you or some random guy paid for the room last night.
I just had to google "How do I get semen stains off of drywall." I'm relatively proud of this
Is it a step in the wrong direction to ask my parents for a kegerator for graduation?
Two questions. One. Where are you watching election results tomorrow? Two. Can we have Obama victory sex?
This is America. Thomas Jefferson would have said I want some vagina.
This is a mass text. First one to reply gets head.
Before anyone claims this, this chick is in my boyfriend's phone as "Worst BJ EVER!"
Does that mean you're calling dibs or can I?
and here comes the time of my day when I haw to convince a guy to drive my cape and my handle to my dorm.
It was weird, because he kept shaking his head like he was motorboating me...but on my vagina.
This is my gift to your gina
You gotta come over now. He is eating cupcakes while they are still in the foil.
He sends me the same inspirational quote quotos that my grandma does. I no longer want to tap that.
His beard looks like it smells like beer, cocaine and old pussy juice
Guess whose grandma smokes weed?
She called a 10 year old handsome and we gave her a look that was equal parts confused and “what the hell is wrong with you”
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