Want to have sex later?
This feels like a trap
Please don't use social media to get back at me.
They said "my eyes made me look intoxicated" ......we harassed them all night and we called the cops and told them that the bouncer that kicked us out was selling meth in the club ...and then we went to wendys
turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
Shot gunning beers for breakfast. You better be ready for today.
After blacking out and loosing my phone for a month, I found it in the parking lot across the street. Last text "rager in the street". I remember none of this.
I have your car and your sandals. My shoes are somewhere under the puke couch. Safari time.
I need a Jamo leash. Just tie it to my wrist and every time you see me reaching for a shot of it, just yank my hand away
I've started a list of places i want to drink. To go along with the list of places i want to have sex. Lincoln's log cabin is on both.
So I just got drugs from a house with a giant cross on it. Thank you, Jesus.
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
I just trimmed my bush to manageable levels. I'm gonna take a nap and then get in there and finish the job.
I've never SEEN someone give negative fucks before. It's actually rather impressive. I want to study under them.
I don't know what to do about my nipple.
Randomize
