whats up tonight?
Ice cream, wine, and teabags... Not the earl grey kind
there was a guy here who managed to get his head stuck in a fishbowl. no, I don't fuckin know how
what's for breakfast?
Advil and throwup
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
i think you walked me home, then i felt bad for putting you through the trouble so i walked you home...i'm not sure how i got home after that.
the meat mosque collapsed into the alcohol moat
his grandma walked in on us. twice. and he was truly fucking surprised when i put my pants back on.
She apparently grabbed another girl and pulled her into the shower fully clothed. When the girl was like "you need to stop" she curled up into a ball and refused to leave.
Whoa, you know how to pick em.
Also I spent like 2 hours on the hubble/nasa website sunday night looking at pictures of outer space and cried my face off at how beautiful and complex it is. What's wrong with me?!
I hooked up with a lesbian tonite. Top 2 valentines experiences of all time.
Definitely but only if you hit on the 16 year old in the karate class as part of your waffle and gin fueled sexually deprived rage.
I'm happy in my shell. My shell which consists of keeping guys in the friend zone and me masturbating...
I just climbed out the passenger side of my car because there was a spider on mine. I'm doing adulthood right
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
Cooked. Eating pizza. Didn't have a napkin so I took my shirt off and I'm using it.
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