He thanked me for being "his little blond pogo stick last night". Good thing?
I found out what happened to my eye. I punched myself in the face.
yeah we were the ones eating jello shots out of the back of a jeep in the bar parking lot
Actually some of the best sex I've had involved a lot of laughing.
How small IS your cock?
the only two hours i was sober on this trip and i managed to break my toe. no one will believe this.
I just walked away from a youth soccer tournament popping every birth control pill I had left in the pack.
You left your underwear in a sandwich bag on my kitchen counter.
not even kidding I just received the single most greatest head I have ever had.. It was unreal. It was like stick my dick into a silk bag of puppy ears.
My poor liver. I drank enough on NYE to sustain an alcohol addiction for the entirety of 2015.
He walked in wearing nothing but a WWF belt and yelled "THE CHAMP... IS... HEEERE!!!"
UPDATE: THERE IS ASS EATING. I REPEAT: THERE IS ASS EATING.
Naked. Naked is my favorite color.
Just reached for my phone in my non existant pocket while it was in my hand.
It's routine now. He comes home from work and i ride him like a cowgirl with only a few sips of wine. I love being his neighbor.
With each thrust he'd whisper "like a ninja." Should I be flattered or appalled?
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