I puked off the balcony.
Not horrible
Into the hottub. There were six people in it. I had eaten all their pizza.
i just saw someone i know on True Life. i need new friends.
doing shots has become such a natural thing to me that i just instinctively swallowed listerine
Lesbian chick is doing her presentation on the time she woke up on the dockside still drunk at 7 am. This is why I show up to chinese class.
i just declared my major based on how close the department building was to our apartment. laziness has been brought to a new level
Well if he truly loves me he will just have to accept my flaws. And that includes a tequila dependency and borderline lesbianism.
you better take a shot tonight for every cat you have ever seen and wanted. this is a lot of cats.
It's like the dark age of my sex life being stuck here
When God made him he put all his talent in his dick. What he lacks in brain, he makes up for in loin.
It's not even noon and I've had 3 people call me a savage, one of them said it in reference to the blow job I gave them. So I guess you could say it's going to be a good weekend
you kept shouting 'jesus penis' when i was on the phone with 911
So I wore my ankle step-counter exercise thingy while I rode him. Don't fuck him- I only burned .2 pounds.
I'm both gender and math confused
The economy cant be that bad, I willingly got fired to bang her again.
You know you're more responsible when you turn down your bed and make a clear path to it before you go out..
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